reported by Suplex

ASSOCIATED PRESS - Rockstar Games released the brand new installment in the Grand Theft Auto series, GTA: San Andreas.

IGN Insider calls GTA:SA "the latest in the million-selling franchise and offers up a world five times as large as (GTA) Vice City. It's truly incredible just how much you can do and how much scope the title has accomplished. Additionally, the story, set in the '90s, is more fierce than ever before. This makes San Andreas most certainly an M-rated experience with harsher profanity and violence than even the previous titles."

Gamers all over the world have cited the games graphics, storyline, and overall gamplay for the reason they need "a change of jockeys".

Makers of facial tissue all around the world, including industry giant Kleenex, celebrated the arrival of this milestone in gaming history. Kleenex in particular celebrated with the opening of two new factories in Waukegan, illinois, and Bangor, Maine.

Lotion manufacturers such as Jergens of Cincinatti have also seen record profits in the days since the release of GTA:SA.

"It's, like, the best game ever," said gamer Greg Ford. "I want to spooge every time I even go near the disc, much less actually play it."

"I would kill my own mother to play San Andreas for five minutes," remarked video game enthusiast Larry Hearst.