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Friday, November 12, 2004
YASSAR ARAFAT STILL DEAD (SORT OF)
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reported by Suplex ASSOCIATED PRESS - Yassar Arafat is once again dead, after a short run as a zombified half-dead entity. Arafat init...
Monday, November 08, 2004
Fox News anchor proclaims CNN to be "total douches"
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reported by Suplex REUTERS - In a Saturday broadcast on Fox News Channel , reporter Brit Hume called the Cable News Network (a subsidiar...
Thursday, November 04, 2004
Release of GTA:SA leads many to "cream pants"
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reported by Suplex ASSOCIATED PRESS - Rockstar Games released the brand new installment in the Grand Theft Auto series, GTA: San Andreas....
Saturday, October 23, 2004
Lionel Richie Dead at 55
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reported by Suplex, with additional reporting by Rhino RADkins World-famous recording artist Lionel Richie, born June 20, 1949 in Tuskege...
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Friday, October 22, 2004
INSANE CLOWN POSSE TO RELEASE SYMPHONIC TRIBUTE TO MICHAEL BOLTON
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reported by Suplex REUTERS - The Insane Clown Posse (ICP) announced in an exclusive press conference that they have decided to bring thei...
DEF LEPPARD NAMED 327th BEST BAND IN BRITAIN
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reported by Suplex ASSOCIATED PRESS - In a poll of readers of NME , Def Leppard was named the 327th greatest band in England. "We...
Thursday, October 21, 2004
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