Friday, October 22, 2004
Scientists and Doctors Discover Source of the Soul (Medical Brief)
10/22/04
Yesterday, a team of scientists and doctors released the results of their medical and scientific search for the origin of the "soul". The soul is mentioned in almost every religious doctrine, still, its existance and source has eluded scientists and doctors for years. Many people have begun to doubt the existance of such a thing but now, it has finally been proven. The report states that the testicles of men and the ovaries of women are the recepticles that hold the soul.
The team's report also outlined the cause of menopause. Since the soul resides in the ovaries, when they are empty of their eggs, there is no more soul remaining, thus women become much more unpleasent.
Yesterday, a team of scientists and doctors released the results of their medical and scientific search for the origin of the "soul". The soul is mentioned in almost every religious doctrine, still, its existance and source has eluded scientists and doctors for years. Many people have begun to doubt the existance of such a thing but now, it has finally been proven. The report states that the testicles of men and the ovaries of women are the recepticles that hold the soul.
The team's report also outlined the cause of menopause. Since the soul resides in the ovaries, when they are empty of their eggs, there is no more soul remaining, thus women become much more unpleasent.
